-What do you mean I cannot get quail?
-What do you mean I'm out of Anson Mills rice grits?
-What do you mean Madeira wine costs $50 a bottle?
-What do you mean one of you can't eat Pancetta (pork)?
Was there anything going to go right with this meal tonight??????? Well, I had no time to regroup. Onward Christian soldiers......Change the quail to Cornish Hens, substitute brown rice for rice grits, go with a less expensive port wine although the recipe specifically says the Madeira wine is one of a kind, use turkey bacon to season the stuffing for the one chef with the dietary issues. Wow! If this improvised meal was made the "real" way, I would have thought I had died and gone to Heaven immediately. It was knock your socks off good. Here is how Anson Mills describes the "correct fowl" in this recipe....
What a surprise to discover little birds that taste like something reminiscent of a Carolina autumn. Crisp, succulent roasted fowl and woodland flavors echoed in the stuffing of Carolina Gold Rice Grits and Farro Piccolo and favored with a demi glace fortified by Madeira, which represents mankind’s highest form of grape artisanship. This dish honors the flavor legacy of grapes and quail, ancient and modern at once. It is a primordial pairing.
I cannot begin to imagine how good the quail would have been. I paired this with parsnip soup, a farro succotash, fresh salad and buttermilk chocolate cake. The soup was from fresh parsnips from the farmers' market that I had just bought. I had never worked with parsnips before other than mixing them in a smashed vegetable medley. Mixed with seasonal apples, sweet onions and cannellini beans it was hearty and by adding just a drizzle of maple syrup and olive oil on top it was quite tasty. The perfect prelude to the hens.
Everyone raved and I felt I had divided and conquered until again next year. I think the boys feel I can keep up with them still. Just don't tell them how "off the mark" I was with the true recipe! Then they might never forgive me.
Bon appetit to all of you who make us novices strive to be better every day!